So what are they saying?

Lady..."How do you get your hair so shiny?"

me.. "Not sure, maybe the hair product.

Someday, I will quit coloring it and then it will be gray and frizzy.

Lady...."I hate it when I turn around and people see me much older than my hair looks."

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Marcus... "I wish I hadn't seen the recording of my golf stroke, I don't have time to fix it."

( He's in the finals of a match play at the local golf course)

me.... "I don't believe golf should be so technical."

Marcus - Jokingly...." Like your brain."

Me..."Explain that!" :)

Marcus... "No, I don't have anything else to say." :)

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So, I was checking into Southwest Airlines to go to Chicago on an e-pass.

Gate Agent ..."Are you the employee?'

Me ...."No"

Gate Agent..."Are you the mother."

Me... "I am a mother, but the wife of the employee."

Gate Agent...""So, he married a normal one."

Me... wordless....

Gate agent..."Oh, you know, we tend to marry within the company, but my wife is a nurse."

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I'm beginning to think there is more to these conversations....but mostly it's funny!?

Do you ever feel like that?